Why, oh WHY can’t I redeem my points for fabulous prizes?
I sure could use a new toaster, or one of them new-fangled electric can openers, or a lovely 12-inch black and white television set, or a set of formal Tupperware, or even — dream of dreams! — a nice pair of sensible orthopedic shoes. Oven mitts or some pot holders would also be nice. Maybe some crayons for the kids, a chew toy for Fido, and some catnip for Fluffy. Or even a training bra for Susie and some rubber underwear for Tommy [poor dear].
It’s just so gosh darn unfair. All these points just collecting dust in the back of my recipe drawer.
Tell me, possums, what treasures would YOU like to get if you could redeem your points?
I’d like a new abacus so I could count my points
Rube Goldberg Winners
